The York Revolution will hold a pair of job fairs to find individuals to work as part-time, game-day staff during their upcoming inaugural baseball season, the team announced Monday.

The timing of Clint Dempsey’s move to Fulham FC was optimal for the Revolution. Dempsey’s transfer was worth $4 million, a Major League Soccer record, So it seems the Revolution are in position to make significant additions. The Revolution are not pursuing a Beckham-like signing, but they might be able to bring in a Robbie Fowler, who will be out of contract at Liverpool in June. — Boston Globe

Light saber duels, Kevin Smith and hot comic booth babes. These nerds know how to party. By Ryan Brenizer.

The People’s Daily Online reports Chinese scientists have successfully implanted electrodes in pigeons’ brains to control the birds’ movements. Reminds us of U.S. attempts to create remote-controlled shark spies. In Danger Room.